Pulausepoletit ja räikkäperiaate

Elämää alle 2 kk ikäisen poikasen kanssa

Life with a less than 2 months old chick

Panel 1: Character 1: "Alright, let's put on the outdoor clothes." Character 2: "The phone is ringing! I wonder who it is..."

Panel 2: Character 2: "Penguin R speaking." Caller: "Hi! Just calling about..."

Panel 3: Caller: "...what kind of plan do you have..." Baby: "Waaaaaa!" Character 1: "Yes, you don't like the hat." Character 2: "Oh, sorry, I'm currently dealing with a baby!" Caller: "Oh, I see... Have a good day!"

Panel 4: Character 1: "Did you manage to get rid of the telemarketer using the baby?" Character 2: "Yes! Good timing!"

Panels 1-4: singing Finnish (mostly) children's songs

Panel 5: Character 1: (Singing) "Puf is a happy little dragon." (Speaking) "Let's google how these lyrics went... 'Now faded and forgotten'..."

Panel 6: Character 1: "He still has eyes wide open. What other songs even are there?" (Singing) "Little frogs, little frogs, they are so amusing..."

Panel 7: Character 1: "How does this song go again?" Character 2: "I don't know..." Character 1: "We'll find out."

Panel 8: Character 1: (Singing) "No ears, no ears... Hah! What lyrics! I can't take it. Hahaha!"

Panel 9: Character 1: "Aah! I'm dying of laughter! No ears! Hahaha!" Character 2: "But it's not even true!"

Panel 10: Character 2: "Of course frogs have ears." Character 1: "Right... In which sleep deprivation was that song composed?"

Dad-Penguin teaches the chick advanced vocabulary

Panel 1: Character 1: "Oh, poor thing, it has those shoulder epaulettes again!" Baby: "Blah."

Panel 2: Character 1: "Let's change to a dry bodysuit. When it doesn't agree to bend its arm..."

Panel 3: Character 1: "...we use the principle of ratchet wrench. " Character 2: "What?"  Character 1: "We don't force the arm to bend but when it bends a little, it can't go back straight."